OMG! 5 reason why you should try End Your Life!
I know what i am about to write is cringy & not some inspiring shit that would help you weak filthy ass cope with depression but hey,life is a fucking whack anyway.Sooner or later you're going to realise it in the 'long' run.But bitch,i don't fucking run i just merely walk and instantly realise nothing fucking matters anyway.
Hello,my dudes! How are you holding up? Ever find yourself feeling trapped in life? Your parents hate you? Your girlfriend refuse to s*ck your relatively small and unattractive genitalia? Got swiped left too often on tinder? You failed a fucking test? Well,fret not for now you will always ALWAYS have the option to End Your Miserable Life.What's more,it's fast! and most importantly free! (unless you wanted end your life in a luxury 5-star hotel's bathtub sippin' wine,then you should consider saving some money)
It might hurt a little but if you think about the infinite list of unfortunate events and downsides you have had,you best be wondering how wonderful it is to just rest in peace.At this point,you would question yourself "why should i do dis".Well,you have come to the right place,friend! This post will solve ALL you're unanswered questions in the speed of light and eventually put your mind at ease while you attempt to choke yourself!
Here are top 5 reason why you should opt for Ending Your Life instead of going for a countless number of hopeless therapy:
1.NOTHING MATTERS
2.YOU FEEL EMPTY
Whatever you do,you do it because you have to.Not because you want to.The outcome of all the effort you make is you feeling utterly empty.
Hello,my dudes! How are you holding up? Ever find yourself feeling trapped in life? Your parents hate you? Your girlfriend refuse to s*ck your relatively small and unattractive genitalia? Got swiped left too often on tinder? You failed a fucking test? Well,fret not for now you will always ALWAYS have the option to End Your Miserable Life.What's more,it's fast! and most importantly free! (unless you wanted end your life in a luxury 5-star hotel's bathtub sippin' wine,then you should consider saving some money)
It might hurt a little but if you think about the infinite list of unfortunate events and downsides you have had,you best be wondering how wonderful it is to just rest in peace.At this point,you would question yourself "why should i do dis".Well,you have come to the right place,friend! This post will solve ALL you're unanswered questions in the speed of light and eventually put your mind at ease while you attempt to choke yourself!
Here are top 5 reason why you should opt for Ending Your Life instead of going for a countless number of hopeless therapy:
1.NOTHING MATTERS
Yes! You heard it,nothing really matters.Life is nothing but a realistic,high-tech and God enhanced hologram.
Whatever you do,you do it because you have to.Not because you want to.The outcome of all the effort you make is you feeling utterly empty.
3.YOU'RE A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT
No,shit.Your parents think birthing you issa mistake.
4.YOUR EXISTENCE IS A DISGRACE
Yeah dude,why are you even here.You should be high up there with the hot babes and angels.
5.YOU'RE DOING MANKIND A FAVOR
If there's anything people should be worried about ,it's getting those blood stains of your corpse off from their sparkly white shirt.Otherwise,everything's good when you're gone :)
Eh? You're asking how am i still not in peace yet and I'm a hypocrite for writing such things? Well guess what,bitch, you're right i am a Hippoclit.I'm really just a weak stupid asian female I don't have good traits of a decent lady I hate myself and I want to die and your opinions dont fucking matter,if you dont get it read the first line (God pls Read This!!!!) Hope you're having fun hating yourself like i do.Pls spread the word or just curl up in bed and cry like whatever.
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