STORY TIME, SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL ME (clickbait)
*Blows the heck outta that http://* Ugh its been a while since i updated my blog.Suddenly, i feel like telling you guys (um bitch who) how ive been doing in life for the past god knows how many weeks of 2k17.So,I checked my post & the last time i wrote it was about upu (shit im still not accepted into any university) but HAHA jokes on you upu ! I am proud to tell you guys im in college guys & i'm performing so we(nd my Missouri)ll the 1st sem feels like nothing ! lol no i was dying i wish i was working in McDonald's or something (let's be real, college gives u 0 paychecks and four figures problems)
But HEY despite the whining, life goes on & here i am trying my hardest hard to make ends meet as 2nd semester plunges me into the deeper depths of my depression.Good thing is i don't need to stop conversing in English as i am in High School because i have devoted my life to the Structure,Proficiency & Linguistics of the very spoken language,that is what we called here in Malaysia,Bahasa Penjajah.Yes guys,im an English Major get with the time please (Also,jangan kecam sis kalau sis cakap engrish or engrish sis not up to yuolls punya standard lol)
On the other hand,it is such a hassle going to college this sem since i have to (on some days) wake up so early in the morning to go to class with my sisters,whom,my mom drives to school.I can't even fathom the fact that i am yet to obtain my my driving license,even though i went to an awful lot of driving classes.I feel miserable,a Failure.ME.Why cant i just operate this complex four-wheel mechanism like everyone else? Are they going to tell me i'm special (like a parent who bears an autistic child ),finally? Or maybe driving is just not my strong suit ?
Forget about license,i couldn't even manage myself to get a boyfriend (the ultimate culprit).This smartass tried delving into the dating app,particularly Tinder,and to my disappointment found nothing but unappealing and undesirable men.I did matched with some people but they won't even bother talking (likewise,gentlemen) except for a this one guy,whose name initially spelled with an A.I thought he was eccentric but turns out he was just some guy,desperately in need of affection & bloody damn good with words.We actually almost going to meet but i'm not sneaky enough and my mom was fully aware of it,& you know what happens next.....episodes of catastrophe.
It was a horrendous experience,truly terrifying.By now you'd prolly think 'oh i bet she's done&over with these hook up society" but BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII u wrong,i'm still around but this time it's just for sole purpose of fun.At this point,if i fuck around here i wouldn't get attached to any guy,again.And so i emark on journey to the hustling life,talking to dudes on dating app without being serious but spreading memes actively & passionately.I basically struck up a conversation i deem worth the memes i put up on my profile.This mannersism of mine has led me to a guy,by name K*vin,a japanese looking dude,who happens to be an average dude that has only one thing on his mind,
ALCOHOLS.
He was ok tho um him being ok with me not drinking is Good i guess,some dudes can't accept the fact that it's ok NOT to drink & make us feel bad about it jeez (fuk u tho)
Anyway,we mutually agree that death is the solution to our problems and our life is nothing but a simple mistake.Hopefully in the future,our perception on life change for the better or we will suffer the consequences & eventually succumb 2 death.Btw,we're on our snapchat streakz Let's pray that i'll make it to the 'Longest Snapchat StreakZ' with him (he has the tendency to break it,i can tell)Lol This asshole somehow cheers me up so idk kinda glad that i actually get to meet him considering my first one didn't go so well.
That's about it guys,if u happen to read this know that i appreciate it so much,from the bottom of my hertz.Thx,you actually took the time to read this,so u do care lol.Ok logging off ,i'll write some time.
But HEY despite the whining, life goes on & here i am trying my hardest hard to make ends meet as 2nd semester plunges me into the deeper depths of my depression.Good thing is i don't need to stop conversing in English as i am in High School because i have devoted my life to the Structure,Proficiency & Linguistics of the very spoken language,that is what we called here in Malaysia,Bahasa Penjajah.Yes guys,im an English Major get with the time please (Also,jangan kecam sis kalau sis cakap engrish or engrish sis not up to yuolls punya standard lol)
On the other hand,it is such a hassle going to college this sem since i have to (on some days) wake up so early in the morning to go to class with my sisters,whom,my mom drives to school.I can't even fathom the fact that i am yet to obtain my my driving license,even though i went to an awful lot of driving classes.I feel miserable,a Failure.ME.Why cant i just operate this complex four-wheel mechanism like everyone else? Are they going to tell me i'm special (like a parent who bears an autistic child ),finally? Or maybe driving is just not my strong suit ?
Forget about license,i couldn't even manage myself to get a boyfriend (the ultimate culprit).This smartass tried delving into the dating app,particularly Tinder,and to my disappointment found nothing but unappealing and undesirable men.I did matched with some people but they won't even bother talking (likewise,gentlemen) except for a this one guy,whose name initially spelled with an A.I thought he was eccentric but turns out he was just some guy,desperately in need of affection & bloody damn good with words.We actually almost going to meet but i'm not sneaky enough and my mom was fully aware of it,& you know what happens next.....episodes of catastrophe.
It was a horrendous experience,truly terrifying.By now you'd prolly think 'oh i bet she's done&over with these hook up society" but BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII u wrong,i'm still around but this time it's just for sole purpose of fun.At this point,if i fuck around here i wouldn't get attached to any guy,again.And so i emark on journey to the hustling life,talking to dudes on dating app without being serious but spreading memes actively & passionately.I basically struck up a conversation i deem worth the memes i put up on my profile.This mannersism of mine has led me to a guy,by name K*vin,a japanese looking dude,who happens to be an average dude that has only one thing on his mind,
ALCOHOLS.
He was ok tho um him being ok with me not drinking is Good i guess,some dudes can't accept the fact that it's ok NOT to drink & make us feel bad about it jeez (fuk u tho)
Anyway,we mutually agree that death is the solution to our problems and our life is nothing but a simple mistake.Hopefully in the future,our perception on life change for the better or we will suffer the consequences & eventually succumb 2 death.Btw,we're on our snapchat streakz Let's pray that i'll make it to the 'Longest Snapchat StreakZ' with him (he has the tendency to break it,i can tell)Lol This asshole somehow cheers me up so idk kinda glad that i actually get to meet him considering my first one didn't go so well.
That's about it guys,if u happen to read this know that i appreciate it so much,from the bottom of my hertz.Thx,you actually took the time to read this,so u do care lol.Ok logging off ,i'll write some time.
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